how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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