I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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