Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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