now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I could fuck to npr.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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