Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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