why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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