Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
