He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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