What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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