it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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