I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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