i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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