So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
