Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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