Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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