She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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