in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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