Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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