Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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