i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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