In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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