so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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