All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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