carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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