Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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