if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
