I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Randomize
