No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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