Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
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i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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