I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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