Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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