hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
