we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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