WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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