So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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