There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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