What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
