remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
