Fuck appropriateness.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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