It was confusing and full of hummus
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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