yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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