You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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