I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
