whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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