p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
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so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
my being single is dangerous.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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