I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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