I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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