Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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