Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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