she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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